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Joke of the Day

"Do I believe in free will? Well I have no choice."

"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."

"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"

"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"

"Feed a man corn and he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn and he kills you and steals your land."

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* ""yes"""

"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"

"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."

"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"