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Joke of the Day

"I always thought I should be a comedian... ... because growing up my parents always told me I was a fucking joke."

"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 7. One to screw in the bulb and the others to form a support system. They would also like you to know they're vegan."

"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."

"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."

"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."

"What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall"

"What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment? [removed]"

"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."

"Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength"