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Joke of the Day
"How do bros want their drinks? NOICE!!!!"
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"Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman"
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio."
"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."
"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"
"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."
"I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix."
"Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling. 2) If correct, enjoy."
"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"