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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"
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"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"
"I was at the track yesterday. I backed a horse at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four."
"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"
"INTERVIEWER: ""How would you describe yourself?"" ME: ""Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance."""
"My girlfriend is like a Chipmunk... She's tiny, fluffy, and has a horrible voice."
"Today is my birthday and I turned 25 Jokes on me my insurance didn't go down."
"Sorry kids, Santa isn't real. If he was, he'd be an obese pedophile, felon, and elf slave owner. Seriously though, Merry Christmas."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaiiiiiinnns"