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Joke of the Day

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"""Move miss, please get out of the way. Please get out of the way, miss. Please get out of the way.""- Ludacris's cousin, Kurteous"

"During sex it's perfectly fine to say ""yeah"", ""yes"", and ""oh yes"" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ""yep"""

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"

"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."

"Guantanamo Bae"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle"

"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."