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Joke of the Day

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."

"Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me."

"Hell: A place where all of the wine and liquor bottles have holes on the bottom... ...and the women don't."

"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"

"Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12"

"A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets"

"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"