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Joke of the Day
"Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit."
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"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"*white girls at restaurant* *orders 5 course meal* *posts pictures of food onto Instagram* ""Check! We're done here"" *leaves without eating*"
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"
"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."
"I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says ""metaphors be with you"""
"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."