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Joke of the Day

"What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop."

"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"Yoda: Why is five afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight..."

"Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do? Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. ""Oh damn, shots fired!"" But not by the pizza guy."

"Why did did the convicts escape? Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2."

"What did the surgeon say to his constipated patient? Cut that shit out!"

"Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You're probably on fire!"

"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."