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Joke of the Day
"Someone Stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
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"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"
"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."