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Joke of the Day
"Spinach is like Anal Sex If your forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult"
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"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"
"Det. Chick Pea at your service. What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death. Hummuscide Thank you, I'll let myself out..."
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
"Carrie Knock! Knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
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"What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere"
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"When #EgyptAir announced ""he's not a terrorist, just an idiot"" My ex wife phoned to see if it was me."