199945
Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."
Next Joke
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"
"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"
"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It isn't hard."
"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."
"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"
"Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right."
"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"