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Joke of the Day
"Bad news, I won the McArthur idiot grant, now I owe them a millions dollars"
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"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence"
"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."
"Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures."
"I'm sorry, this is awkward. Those weather maps are interesting but I'm actually looking for a ""meaty urologist."""
"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""
"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"