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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."
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"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."
"Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science. UPDATE: I'm an idiot"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."
"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"
"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"