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Joke of the Day

"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."

"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"What did the Banana do when he was accused of drowning his children and slowly torturing his wife to death? He appealed. He *appealed*."

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"

"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."