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Joke of the Day

"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."

"Teacher: Didn't you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn't take it Miss."

"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."

"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."

"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."

"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."

"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"

"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."