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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."
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"Either way she's getting a D I can't remember if she asked me for my class notes or for a dick picture, either way she's getting a D."
"What does the cow say while having sex? Nothing... she just mmmooOOOAAAANNnnnsssss..."
"Do you guys wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Naw i dont wanna tell it cause it kind of cheesy....sorry dadjokes"
"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."
"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."
"There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says ""it's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin turns and says ""Ahhh! Talking muffin!"""
"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"