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Joke of the Day

"If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now."

"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"

"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."

"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."

"Riding a big girl is like riding a moped... Its okay until someone sees you"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"

"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"

"Called my mum to tell her I was stuck in a rut. She yells that life is tough, get on with it & hangs up. I'm now waiting on a tow truck."

"We could hit every terrorist on the Most Wanted List tomorrow, if we turned it over to Google's ad department."

"What's black and blue all over and hates sex? The five year old in my trunk."