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Joke of the Day
"I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies."
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"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."
"How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...? ...WMD40."
"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."
"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."
"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"
"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."
"Conversation with my Dad. Me: ""The teacher was talking about strangling a student today!"" Dad:""She was probably just choking."""
"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"
"Just got back from Chernobyl And boy are my legs arms!"