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Joke of the Day
"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"
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"What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character? An elven degenerate."
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."
"What Does Reddit stand for? Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it."
"I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day... As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door."
"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."
"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."