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Joke of the Day

"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."

"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"

"After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!"

"My wife and her twin were standing next to each other in the kitchen Well, long story short, I grabbed the wrong butt and my brother in law was not amused"

"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"

"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"

"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"You wanna take this outside bro? You sure bro? It's awfully chilly bro. Hold on bro, let me grab my scarf."

"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"