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Joke of the Day

"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."

"Do you know why it's called the Holy Land? Because it's full of bullet holes."

"What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen? Carlos"

"Talk Like A Pirate Day Here's my impersonation of a pirate: *ahem* Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now."

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."

"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."

"Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die."

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."