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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!"
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"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."
"What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!"
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."
"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."
"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."
"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."