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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!"

"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"

"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."

"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."

"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"

"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It's true, I'm still glad I went with a bowling ball though"

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."