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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention."
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"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."
"ME: [sitting in kitchen writing out bills] SON: I lost a tooth. I'm gonna leave it under my pillow tonight. ME: I'd wait until next week."
"What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? Cuntstubble"
"What kind of fun do priests have? Nun"
"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"
"sometimes i literally would stop replying to someone for a whole hour because i be googling a very specific reaction gif for the convo"
"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""