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Joke of the Day

"How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know"

"Today I Almost Fucked Up by finishing with a bad bunch line Whoops-"

"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"

"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"

"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."

"How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? I'll post the answer tomorrow."

"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."

"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."

"What does a girl want more than anything? Nothing. She is fine."

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."