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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."
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"So, I have a black girlfriend now Burnt the shit out of my hand on the stove..."
"*on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster"
"The Captain and Tennille are divorcing. Tennille left him after learning he was only a Petty Officer, Third Class."
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"3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up"