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Joke of the Day

"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."

"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."

"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"

"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"

"Now that it's all blown over, those Alton Towers victims should look on the bright side. Free parking."

"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too."

"The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016."

"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."