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Joke of the Day
"Are you a pilot? Because I'd like a trip straight to Djibouti."
Next Joke
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist."
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it"
"I'm celibate because i don't give a fuck."
"How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?"
"If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one."
"I'm on this new diet where I can eat anything but sugar, bread, meat, fruit, and food"
"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."
"kids grow up so fast now a days like just the other day my daughter was asking me awkward sexual questions like ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""