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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!"
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"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"
"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."
"My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons"
"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."
"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"
"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"
"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."
"WIFE: Were you harassing that old gypsy woman again? ME: *fighting off a crow* Of course not! WIFE: You lying to me? ME: No. *rains frogs*"