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Joke of the Day

"The NSA is coming to town You better not call, You better not Skype, You better not type and I'm telling you why, The NSA is coming to town"

"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."

"USA soccer We Ghana win."

"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."

"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"

"The reason why there aren't much female superheroes is that you can't expect a girl to wear the same superhero costume twice in a month"

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."

"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"