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Joke of the Day

"I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"I came home to find shit all over my rug. Owning a dog would really help me feel better right about now."

"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""

"Are you a car with the windows rolled up on a scorching hot summer day? Because I want to put a baby inside you."

"A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco."

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"""You remind me of this hooker i knew."" ""You knew a hooker?"" hey you don't call her that, she's your mother."