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Joke of the Day
"Who is Hitler's favourite character in Star Wars? Princess Leiabensraum"
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"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."
"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."
"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"How could the pimp always easily locate his ho? Because, she really stands out on the street."
"A Canadian walks into a bar, steps back, apologizes to the bar, and walks away."
"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
"I hate control freaks. They never listen to me."
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"