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Joke of the Day
"Who is Hitler's favourite character in Star Wars? Princess Leiabensraum"
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"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."
"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."
"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once? Go to a john mayer concert!"