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Joke of the Day
"I asked my hairdresser to take a little bit off. I just really want to see her tits."
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"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."
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"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."
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"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"
"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."