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Joke of the Day
"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."
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"Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear."
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."
"What's the similarity between communism and a pencil? They both only really work on paper"
"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."
"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."
"If you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"
"What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast? A pastafarian"