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Joke of the Day
"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."
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"My brother just asked me what 'FAP' meant... Shit! Now I am starting to regret leaving comments on his missus facebook pics."
"TIL I am bad at reposting at the right subreddits"
"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time."
"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"
"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"
"I got a resume from a kid with the last name ""Arriola"". I'm bringing him in for an interview solely to make nipple jokes."
"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."
"Did you hear about the guy with the perfectly average facial features. I hear it was a mean look."