217499

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim."

"I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... ""I'm gonna kick this bucket!"""

"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"

"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."

"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"