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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim."
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"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."
"The Lesbian couple next door... got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"
"What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."
"What economic theory opposes manscaping? Laissez-fur!"
"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."
"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""