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Joke of the Day

"DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky."

"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."

"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."

"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."

"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."

"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"

"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"