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Joke of the Day
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how many cops planted it there"
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"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"
"How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex? gingerly."
"Pen A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen!"""
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"
"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."