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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth"

"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... I dunno, I thought she was older than that. I guess that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."

"I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane."

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"

"Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog. It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever."

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."

"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."

"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."