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Joke of the Day
"Nothing, I'm just tired. -every woman, 3 days before they tell you what's wrong"
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"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails."
"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."
"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"
"What do you call a sexy BLONDE that understands what you're saying? A MissUnderstanding!"
"what do you call a sad ditch? a depression."
"Why didn't the lesbian cross the road? She didn't have the balls to do it"
"Oscar Pistorious wanted to get his bathroom door replaced But his wife was dead against it"
"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."