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Joke of the Day
"Gay horses What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!"
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"If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world."
"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"
"Is your body from McDonalds? Why because you are loving it.... No ...because its fat and greasy."
"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!"
"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."
"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
"Blood is thicker than water and a lot harder to clean off the walls."
"My wife has the body of a 16 year old She keeps it in the fridge."