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Joke of the Day

"Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart."

"2012 finally we know ..."

"How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway? 25 to Life."

"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."

"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."