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Joke of the Day

"Never go to restaurants with Hipster Chefs. The food is spoiled. They've been using refrigerators before they were cool."

"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."

"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more"