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Joke of the Day
"Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to."
Next Joke
"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."
"Why did the chicken coop have two doors? 'cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan"
"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"
"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"
"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"A buddy had a lawn mower accident and died after getting the ends of his feet cut off. Doctors diagnosed him as lack-toes intolerant"
"Never propose to a girl who is a professional fighter. If the engagement is canceled, she isn't leaving the ring."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."