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Joke of the Day

"Where do Muslims go on a weekend? To Mecca Bingo."

"(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."

"My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to brush with my acoustic."

"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"

"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."