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Joke of the Day
"What would you order... From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday."
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"Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards."
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""
"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."
"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."
"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."
"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."
"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."
"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""