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Joke of the Day

"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"Dogs are some of the coolest people I've ever met."

"How come you never get into a fart contest with a girls? They have double barrels. Probably a repeat, but my brother in law hadn't heard it so I figured I would post it."

"This generation sucks but does it swallow"

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."

"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."

"Why don't blind people skydive? cos it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"Friend: How do you spell ""SHOP""? Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it? Me: ""Shop"" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light?"

"""...and it looks like you spent $80,000 on alcohol this year?"" - my tax guy"