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Joke of the Day
"Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?"
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"A snowman and a snow-woman had a child... ...it had its mother's ice."
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."
"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"Please don't cry Seeing your tears makes me have to pee"