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Joke of the Day
"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"
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"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."
"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."
"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"
"anti-tattoo people saying ""my body's a temple"" like they wouldn't worship at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra"
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
"I tried to explain what integers are It was pointless"
"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""
"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."