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Joke of the Day

"""You should only have to tell them once"" - People with no children"

"Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean."

"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."

"Punchline Wait, I probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title."

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"*ding* This is your captain speaking. We... Is this what my voice sounds like? Nobody told me! Haha, wow, weird. We're out of fuel."

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"

"Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me."

"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"