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Joke of the Day
"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
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"I'm off to buy a 3-D printer. Which I'll use to make another 3-D printer. Then return the first one."
"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"
"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"
"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."
"A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint Both crews were marooned"
"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"
"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"
"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."
"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"