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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."

"Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He had only one pupil."

"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""

"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even."

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry."

"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."