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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
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"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."
"Complained to my wife about our sex life diminishing. Zero fucks were given."
"Girl you like is taken on Valentines Day? Just because there's a goalkeeper... It doesn't mean you can't score."
"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."
"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"
"Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone."
"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."
"Me: Honey, are you awake? [wife rustles] Hmmm? Me: When we were fighting & you said ""Wolverine's powers suck,"" did you really mean that"
"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""