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Joke of the Day

"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"

"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."

"wanna here my to do list your mum"

"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"

"I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled"