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"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"
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"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"Before you wreckyourselfvakia Czechoslovakia"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in a bag."
"The only downside to buying diamonds is that you could have bought thousands of tacos instead."
"""You're sure you understand stock trading?"" ME: Yep ""Then why (holds up card) did you trade our Google shares for a Charizard?"""
"""Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me."" THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???"
"I hate those Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."