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Joke of the Day
"How can you find a blind guy at a nude beach? Oh come on, it's not hard..."
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"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."
"Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard."
"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"
"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""
"Sex is like a key and a lock. If a lock can be opened by any key, it's useless. If a key can open any lock, that is a good fucking key."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says: ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Steve?!"""
"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."
"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."
"What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!"